Justifying man-ssiere

sloth n.

1. Aversion to work or exertion; laziness; indolence.
2. Any of various slow-moving, arboreal, edentate mammals of the family Bradypodidae of South and Central America, having long hooklike claws by which they hang upside down from tree branches and feeding on leaves, buds, and fruits, especially:
   1. A member of the genus Bradypus, having three long-clawed toes on each forefoot. Also called ai¹, three-toed sloth.
   2. A member of the genus Choloepus, having two toes on each forefoot. Also called two-toed sloth, unau.
3. A company of bears.

Sloth

This fat bastard gives OBL a bad name. I mean just compare their respective sizes -if this guy really were to emulate OBL, should he not do so in his appearance too? OBL is half his thigh if not thinner. If these guys only could get on OBL's diet plan they wouldn't have time on their hands to bomb and kill people. The only reason they are doing so is because of their inability to get dates. Just look at the blubber -which girl in her right pants (or mind) would want to go out with a sloth like that?

And for god sakes put a man-ssiere on his man-bOObs.