Speechless

I'm so mentally drained that I'm almost speechless. Burned out -that's what they call it. And it is only Tuesday today. I will rebound eventually, get my speech back and start yapping again. As I write this, some dumb fuck sales guy near my cubical prison is on the phone trying to sell 'it' to someone in Taiwan. Go figure.

T r a u m a t i z e d

I'm not sure if I could ever walk into that restroom anymore. Earlier today as I walked in the restroom, an unsavory character was right behind me. As if the mere thought of standing next to him at the urinal wasn't disgusting enough, I saw him walking into one of the stalls. My zipper was open, my pee was mid air in a not so perfect projectile motion -there was no turning back for me. I put all my might into it -to finish the act and get the hell out of there before I had to hear him unload the crap. But it was too late. Before I could even flush my urinal to muffle the forthcoming unwelcome noises from the stall, there was this god awful sound echoing in the restroom. I frantically reached to flush the urinal with one hand and tried to zip up with the other -but there was nothing I could do to stop those noises. I was gasping for air, I had to get out of there, I had to get the fuck out of there and get some air. I made it out but I don't know if I could get over such a traumatizing experience anytime soon.

This is it, it could not get any worse than it is today. I had to hear 'JH' SHIT.

Just kill me.

The Few, The Proud

The Marines

Execution

Pre cleaning

Why do we brush our teeth before going to dentist for a 'cleaning' appointment? I mean what's the point. The dentist is one person that sees all that filth in our mouth and still manages to keep a straight face. The reason they wear a mask is ofcourse to hide that ghoulish look on his face. I for one reason brushed my teeth before my appointment today -I was seeing a new female dentist. And as plaque-ful my first appointment could have been, I still had to put my best teeth forward.

I n s u r g e n t

in·sur·gent P Pronunciation Key (n-sûrjnt)
adj.()

1. Rising in revolt against established authority, especially a government.
2. Rebelling against the leadership of a political party.

The Nazis called the Warsaw uprising of 1943 as 'insurgency' and in one day alone slaughtered 30,000+ insurgents. By the end of so called insurgency in 63 days, Nazis had killed 200,000 insurgents.

How many insurgents has the US killed in Iraq so far?

Bring the troops home

Yes, bring the troops home. And when they are home and they have feasted upon a Big Mac or stuffed themselves with the turkey, show them this ..

Toll

Look into their eyes and ask them a question:

'Motherfucker, are you happy now?'

Distracted

I've things on my mind but they are jumbled up, making it hard to arrange my thoughts in a coherent manner and put them in writing. Part of it has to do with 'increased worker insecurity' and part of it with the anger over so called veterans day which is today. Arafat's death is another thing on my mind. I'm not sad that he is dead but worried about what lies ahead for Palestinians against Israeli occupation after death of the only leader they had known for past 40 years.

I need to first get a hold of my anger, apprehension and anxiety before I can write anything meaningful. Perhaps tomorrow ... The only good thing happened so far today was that the dead racoon was no longer on the side of the freeway.

Justifying man-ssiere

sloth n.

1. Aversion to work or exertion; laziness; indolence.
2. Any of various slow-moving, arboreal, edentate mammals of the family Bradypodidae of South and Central America, having long hooklike claws by which they hang upside down from tree branches and feeding on leaves, buds, and fruits, especially:
   1. A member of the genus Bradypus, having three long-clawed toes on each forefoot. Also called ai¹, three-toed sloth.
   2. A member of the genus Choloepus, having two toes on each forefoot. Also called two-toed sloth, unau.
3. A company of bears.

Sloth

This fat bastard gives OBL a bad name. I mean just compare their respective sizes -if this guy really were to emulate OBL, should he not do so in his appearance too? OBL is half his thigh if not thinner. If these guys only could get on OBL's diet plan they wouldn't have time on their hands to bomb and kill people. The only reason they are doing so is because of their inability to get dates. Just look at the blubber -which girl in her right pants (or mind) would want to go out with a sloth like that?

And for god sakes put a man-ssiere on his man-bOObs.

WMD nowhere to be found but here

WMD

It has been 4 days

I was hoping it won't be there on this morning's commute but yet there it was -the same dead racoon on the side of the freeway. It was the fourth time today in past few days that I've seen it laying there. Nobody has claimed its dead body nor anyone has tried to remove it.

Perhaps this was a lucky one -at least it managed to almost cross one side of the freeway -unlike others that got run over smack in the middle and over time became part of concrete and gravel ...

The lure of the other side. Lethal nevertheless.

Dis-u-n-i-t-e-d unite

So it seems that I wasn't the only one bitching about Kerry's call for unity.

A quote from Guardian goes like, "Others lashed out in fury, not only at George Bush, but at their party's failed standard bearer, John Kerry, who conceded the election - too early in their view - and then compounded the insult with a call for national unity. "This is a symbol of my disunity," said Mitch Hampton, a jazz pianist from Boston, tapping on the badge at his lapel, which showed a picture of President Bush with a red line through it. "If we want to work together, we have to work with the enemy, and the enemy is in the White House. To Mr Hampton's mind, reconciliation with the right would destroy an entire way of life. "Americans need to embrace their inner warrior, to become competitive," he said. "I'm going to try to fight a cultural war."

This is worse than when you dump someone and the other party asks the ever dumb question, 'Can we still be friends?' Fuck, No. Got it? Get it? Good. Move on.

How can 59,017,382 people be so dumb?

Nothing has changed. It seems like that Tuesday never happened. It is eerily calm before the next storm of madness begins. Elect a Madman and you get madness.

How?

Why are people so dumb in groups. One explanation is the 'Abilene Paradox'. The Paradox was first described in 1974 by Dr. Jerry Harvey, based on a real-life experience where four people agree as a group to miserably drive for hours through steaming heat in an un-airconditioned car to Abilene, Texas for lunch -despite the fact that each individually doesn't want to go at all.

Harvey's hypothesis is that fear of being left out of a group and the belief that any action is better than no action at all drives individuals to act against their own values and best interests.

Us and Them

To its followers, the ineptitude of the Democratic party should not come as a surprise. In 2004, they stood on the sidelines and watched the Neo-Cons stole the election from them while Democrats had an incumbent President. Then they had 4 years to get their act together and mobilize their platform but it is no secret as to what happened yesterday. It is an absolute disgrace. This was the battle that was to be fought at the line of scrimmage -man to man and full with hard nose tackles. The Democrats yet once again got jerked around by their counterparts and ended up with a demoralising loss with a bloody nose. Just the fact that Daschle lost says a lot about this race. He became the first party leader to fail in a re-election bid in more than 50 years. To add salt to their wounds, the Democrats lost 3 seats in the Senate and 2 in the House.

The Democratic party needs to understand that there is no way in hell they could have won by being 'slightly' different than their opponents. Both parties are war, corporate and Israel mongers. Both would say or do anything to get elected -so where is the difference? The Democrats fuckin can't get over harping about abortion and gay rights while their opponents whip the Bible out and start thumping them. And all of a sudden what is all this talk by Kerry about 'desperate need for unity'? Why the fuck was he running against the Bushites if all he wanted in the end was 'unity'? Does an average guy in the middle or left really sees himself uniting with the right wing bible thumping gay bashing truck driving gun slinging hill billy? Burp! Oh just give me a Billy Bob as President for god sakes and cut this unity crap.

If the left and moderates really thought they had a chance to oust Bush by lining up with Kerry then God help them. They turned into mongrels at best. Leaving your principles behind and making alliances with lesser evil is just another form of mongering. No need to glorify that.

And what are those Green fucks going to do who conceded to Kerry in the hopes of defeating Bush? Can they look themselves in the mirror this morning. I bet all they would see is green slime.

Us and Them.

Master and servant

As the Master declared his victory, so did his Servant. The never ending saga of puppeteers and servile puppets continue ...

The thinker in sticky

Sticky wonders...

Che, O' Che

While one of the parties is shameless, the other is spineless.
Where is the one with some balls?
Che, come back from the dead. Please.

Speaking of long face

So if Kerry already has a long face, the question is -how much longer could it get tomorrow?

The agony of ...

Juxt-a-posed

Juxtaposed